This is CRAZY, this is just way too hot to handle. You Heston 'chilli-Dali' Blumenthal! You'd better put that same piece of moustache on when I see you in your Fat Duck later this year. We'll take some good pictures together. Don't worry, I'm fair and square -- if you put that on when we take photo shot, I'll glue a Sichuanese chilli 'goatie' to myself the whole time I visit
London Bray. Take that as a token to celebrate your smoked bacon and egg ice cream as well as the 2012 London Olympics.
If you're a panting fan of Mr. Blumenthal and his 'molecular gastronomy,' visit here to enter the competition.