Chrissie, AngelaBaby, JaniceMan, Annabella, A.Lin, Annie G, Anjaylia, E-Cup Baby, Manga Maggie, Rainbow and the Tasty Angels...
I must confess the idea that these are the alias of some screwed-up hip-hop singers did flash for a split second as I typed this. But this is far from it. What you read are the names of a bunch of so-called "pseudo-models".
- If you're no more in your teens, you become a chun-mo 中模 (middle-aged model);
- If your sophistication level is even higher than the first one, you become a suk-mo 熟模 (ripe model);
- If you're originally from the Sichuan province China, you are a 'Chuan-Mo, 川模;
- If you're a mix, you're a wan-mo 混模 (mix model);
- If you're born ugly and too poor for nip and tuck -- yet still die to be a model, you're a chiu-mo 潮模 (chic model), for there's no word else for attention whore like you;
- If your hands look great, you can of course be a sou-mo 手模 (hand model);
- Likewise, if you've a good nose and you want to earn your keep with it, you're a bay-mo 鼻模 (nose model);
- If you're gifted with a pair of spindly legs, you can be a gaek-mo, 腳模 (leg model);
- If anything goes and you don't mind flashing your whole body, you're a tui-mo 脫模 (nude model);
- If you're frequently booked for shows selling lingerie, you're a yu-mo 乳模 (breast model)
- If you've good teeth, and not shy to flaunt it, you'e a good chee-mo 齒模 (teeth model) in the making; and finally,
- Luck is you if have good voice and can sing like a lark, for you're a born yin-mo 音模 (voice model).