Obama Wins Peace Prize While I Win the Geese Prize Makes Us All Winners

Something neither surprising and premature, this goose-all-the-way dinner menu at Yung Kee can single-handedly bring peace to China. Bring all ethnic group leaders together, order this bespoke menu and show them a galore of goose dishes, and everyone will be so dumbstruck and stupefied by the glossy geese that they'll sign whatever you put in front of them.  See this Nobel Committee? My bid for next year's Peace Prize, one goose at a time.